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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 00:11
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Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The Sun Is Causing Starlink Satellites To Drop From Space - Daily Kos
So, the docs changed it to read
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No go.
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Just Forget it!
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
USMNT vs. Türkiye: Starting XI & Lineup Notes - US Soccer
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Otsuka tops Vera Therapeutics in kidney disease study showdown - statnews.com
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Stop Work Orders At NASA JPL - NASA Watch
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Odit dolor officiis cupiditate doloribus repellendus culpa ullam.
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Methane-eating sea spiders discovered off Southern California coast - SFGATE
Then came..
So they tried
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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